srsly?

I am fully aware that the three people who read this blog care nothing about baseball. That being said, Farnsworth for Pudge? Really? I'm still in a state of shock. 2005 was the last time Farnsworth pitched for Detroit; he became infamous for his role in a benches-clearing brawl with Kansas City. Then there was 'Farny,' the little man who lives inside his head and advises him on his pitches. but but but... DAVE! MIKE! MR. LEYLAND, SIR?!!?!!??? You traded for pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth?

Anyways, Brandon Inge, Web Gem-producing, 9-hole home run-hitting, who-the-fuck-is-Miguel Cabrera upstanding citizen of the world will always be 3B for the Tigers in my heart. Even if that heart is firmly living in 2006. This is what happens when you trade away Mike Rabelo for Fonzie Bear and Rick Ankiel v1.0.